Here’s the VERY long post about the All American Rejects concert held by Digi Music Unlimited on the 31st of October 2009. I promised that I would blog about it, so here it is! This is the very first concert I’ve ever attended, so of course it’s a huge deal.
My cousin, my brother and I reached the concert venue at around 3.20pm. It was scorching hot. And the gate won’t be open until after 5pm but the line was already very long. So we took turns waiting in line but thank god my cousin had an umbrella in her car. So we didn’t get sunburns after all. The 2 hour wait was quite interesting. Long story short, a pervert kept lurking behind of my cousin, trying to get a peek of my cousin’s boobs. A 16 year old gal who looks like 14 was trying to hit on my brother (okay, she didn’t really make a move, but it was kinda obvious the way she stood so closed to him) and we drank 2 cups of horrible Milo (the cheapest drink there), and we ate ice-creams.
When the gate opened, those rude people cut the damn line, and we (my friends already joined our group at the time) almost died of suffocation even before we got into the entrance. But, alas we made it, or else you wouldn’t be reading this. And when the wind blows, everyone sighed with pleasure at the same time. I don’t understand why some morons wore jackets. And there was this one dude who kept saying “touch someone’s butt” in monotone for like 7 times. That place was full of weirdoes I tell ya. Oh, and since we were stuck at the same place for a while, so we cam-whored, like duh.
So, when we got in, (I felt a lil guilty saying this) I ditched my friends to go to the meet & greet counter to collect my pass. After that, I got separated from them, so my brother, cousin and I just squeezed into the 2nd row on the right side of the stage. At that time, our bottle of water was already empty, so we tried not to talk too much, which was a really stupid plan.
The concert started at 7pm, it was opened by this Malay dude called Ekun or something, and he sang a cover of MCR’s “Teenagers”. Then, Ean and Natalie from Hitz.fm came out (they’re the emcees) and tried to make us scream and shout without a reason. When one of the local band, Disagree started to perform, my semi retarded friend kept texting me, asking me to go to the VIP area because that was where my other friend (who haven’t arrive yet, btw) would be giving us the VIP passes. Well, the thing is, my place was more front then the VIP section, the only good thing about the VIP section was it was a platform, therefore, it was higher than the rest. But the semi retarded friend kept texting and texting, telling me to go to the “Hitz area”, which is at the top left corner of the stage, and I was at the top RIGHT corner. So, I crawled and crawled and crawled out of the sea of people and finally got to the Hitz Area after 10 minutes and lots of cussing from other people. And I asked the guard rather politely, “Excuse me, do you know where’s the Hitz Are?” And guess what he said? He said, I am standing right at the Hitz area, it was supposed to be the OTHER VIP area, but it was opened to the public now. WTF, right? So I texted my semi retarded friend and she said that she is now at the right side at the stage, where the crowd was smaller, MY ORIGINAL SPOT, and she said in her text, “I am very comfortable here.” So, I started cussing and swearing and kicking the ground and all those four letter words came out and the Indian dude kept staring at me but I couldn’t give a damn. So, when I squeezed to the right side of the stage, this time, I was behind of the VIP platform. So I texted her AGAIN, “I’m at the (one and only) staircase of the VIP platform already, So where the F are you?” And her reply was short, it was just a “go to the railing”. It was a PLATFORM for God’s sake. There are 4 freaking railings. Then I FINALLY found her, and she said the so called VIP passes she got from the other dude were for the Hitz Area, which is freaking open to the public! So, from my original spot, I squeezed to the left, and then squeezed to the right, and then I found out I don’t have any VIP pass at all. So, do you think it is wrong for me to call her semi retarded? The one and only reason why I didn’t kill her there and then was because she gave me a bottle of water, which I needed very badly and drank finished half in a gulp. By then, Pop ShuvIt already took the stage and it was starting to drizzle. So, I squeezed back to my original spot, with my brother and cousin, and remained there till the end of the concert.

Okay, back to topic. I’ll skip all those local band stuff because I wasn’t really paying attention because there were these 2 fat sisters in front of us and one of them danced like there’s no tomorrow. My brother was so afraid that she would step on his feet while a few strands of her hair got into my cousin’s mouth. Lol. Oh, and there were LOTS of people who used the noise sticks Digi gave out at the main entrance. And lemme tell ya this. Those things are useless, when you bang them together, it’s super loud and super noisy and because it’s kinda huge, they blocked other people’s views. Some people are just plain idiotic. I mean, who created these kind of things? I know for a fact that Digi gave those out during David Archuleta’s showcase early this year, too! Even Tyson Ritter think that those things are for morons, I mean, he didn’t say it out, but he didn’t get what are those for, too. I’ll explain later.
So, according to the schedule, AAR was supposed to go on stage at around 9pm. But by 9.40pm, people started boo-ing because well, it was really stuffy, and they kept repeating the same advertisement about Music Unlimited over and over again. I can even memorise the playlist!
Then, when the lights started to dim, the crowd went wild. Chris Gaylor came out from behind the curtain and immediately broke into the beat of Move Along. A pretty good song to start with, me thinks, since that was the “theme song” for Digi. Then, the rest of the band members came out from their respective “hiding places” and the crowd went even wilder. Yes, that was still possible! I was taking videos with my camera phone at that time, and it was very shaky, not because I was jumping around, but because everyone was pushing me forward, which I was really thankful for because I was even MORE closer to the stage, but I got molested even more times. Tyson Ritter was dressed up as a native American, with the hat and everything. The feather hat was huge, it was a wonder it didn’t topple over. Mike Kennerty came over to my side of the stage while Nick Wheeler was on the other side. =(
The next song was Falling Apart. It was really awesome, when he sang “I’m on my knees”, he litterally got down and there were more screams from the gals. They only paused for a while during the song change, so before everyone caught their breath back, we were screaming once again. Tyson interacted with the audience before he started the 3rd song. These were his EXACT words, just add in shrieks and screams a lil here and there. Tyson kept the crowd going by saying, “so how are you feeling tonight baby? (screams) You’re the coolest crowd I’ve ever seen in my life. (screams) If you’re feeling good tonight say yeah. (yeah) If you’re feeling so good that you can’t even say a word say eh eh arr (eh eh arr). You know what that spells don’t you? (the crowd was a little slow, they didn’t get it at first) Say AAR! (AAR) Oh my god you are the sexiest crowd I have ever seen. (screams) I’ve got a question for you people, can I tell you something dirty? (screams + shrieks) I’ve been keeping it so long to myself. I just want to know if I can tell you something dirty. (more screams) Happy Halloween where we’re from by the way. That’s why I’m dressing up like this authentic native American tonight. Chris, gimme a little bit of those war drum beat. Gimme some of those…. (Chris did it then there were more screams as Tyson danced to the beat) Haha. Oh, that’s not I wanna tell you though. That’s not the dirty thing I was going to tell you. Do you want me to tell you something dirty? (screams) I want to hear you say dirty. (dirty) Oh. Say dirty little. (dirty little) Now all of you say dirty little. (dirty little) What do you think comes next bitches?!” Everyone was jumping around when Dirty Little Secret was on. Serioslty, I’ll try to find a way to post up all the videos….

(to be continued…)